Thank You, Ms. Grumpy Pants!

This morning, I packed up the inside of the rig in preparation for moving, then went to check the post office in case I could leave town today.

The package still isn’t here, so it really would have been cheaper to pay the $60 for guaranteed two-day delivery on my package instead of renewing for another five nights at $90. I believe that Monday is a holiday here and that there won’t be mail, so I’m giving my package till Tuesday AM to arrive.

Anyway, the weather isn’t that great near Houston right now (we finally got sun, YAY), so it’s rather nice to be on hookups and this will probably be my only paid nights of the winter. $200 is about a fifth of what I would have been paying per month for RV park fees, electricity, and propane so, really, my budget can absorb this.

I went into the office on the way back and a rather grumpy-looking and quiet woman was at the desk. I said, “I’m in 84, I want to renew for five more nights, I know I have to move to a different site, and I just checked online so I know you have tons of availability.” She pushed some keys and stared at her screen for a long while and then started to write me up a new park entry pass for the truck. I asked what site I was going to and she said, “The same one”!

I have no idea what she did — if she moved the reservation to another site (which the other front desk person said was not possible) or if she determined that only half of the site was booked or if the other guys cancelled, but I consider this a miracle!

I didn’t mind putting away stuff inside as it’s really just tidying up after myself now, plus the minor aggravation of securing the filing cabinet. It’s really putting away the water hose and power cable, getting off the levelers and stowing them, backing into a new site, getting level again, and rehooking up that is such a pain.

I don’t expect to have much to blog about in the next few days as I have some business matters to attend to and will need to be in the office for most of the next few days, another reason I don’t mind staying put. So if the blog goes a little quiet, no need to be alarmed. 🙂

Honey Island Swamp Tour

Today’s swamp tour was a bit of a disappointment, I’m afraid to say. I knew that January is the worst month for a swamp tour, but with the promised sunny weather for today, I thought that we’d still get to see a few interesting things. Instead, an Arctic front barreled in and the weather turned frigid and very overcast, just above freezing! We saw a lot of prey birds, such as hawks, egrets, and vultures, which was wonderful, but that’s it. I can at least say that I saw a Louisiana swamp in the dead of winter! 🙂

I chose to go on Dr. Wagner’s Honey Island Swamp Tour, just outside of Slidell, because it is offered in a more pristine and natural swamp and the focus of the tour is on ecology. A lot of the swamp tours are set in almost zoo-like preserves where the animals are tamed by feeding them marshmallows and/or happen on very large noisy boats that don’t really let you appreciate the natural setting.

The tour group was international and featured no fewer than five French Canadians, including myself, a couple from Cornwall, and another couple from Montreal. Our guide had a surprising amount to say in French, and with an excellent accent!

Our guide dispelled some misconceptions right off the bat. First of all, there are no mosquitoes in the swamp in the summer during the day because the dragonflies keep them at bay. Second, the air in a swamp is very clean, so it does not smell. People seem to go in expecting a putrid bog rather than a fresh flooded forest. Third, a bayou is nothing special and not exclusive to Louisiana. It’s just a native word that means slow moving body of water.

He gabbed about this and that in our tour through the swamp and up and down the Pearl River, showing off his rather impressive ornithological knowledge, but it was obvious that he was stretching his material very thin because the environs weren’t giving him much to work with.

My quest to see wild alligators must go on (I need to find a way to be in the US in the summer!), but I learned quite a bit about them. While they are confirmed maneaters, there have been very few deaths by alligator in the US and absolutely none in Louisiana. People have lost limbs, but that’s only because they antagonized the otherwise timid creatures. That surprised me!

The biggest threat to alligators is the great heron, which gobbles down the young when they are small.

Alligator blood crystallizes when the temps approach freezing, a fatal condition. So they slow down their metabolism and burrow under the mud to stay warm through the winter.

We spent very little time in the swamp because the water levels were so high that the guide could not be sure there were no underwater obstacles. So most of the tour was spent going up and down the Pearl River.

Much as the scenery was lovely, we were all glad to get back to base camp at the end of the two hours so we could thaw out!

Dr. Wagner's Honey Island Swamp Tour building

Dr. Wagner’s Honey Island Swamp Tour building

boat launch

boat launch

the water was about 10' above normal flood levels!

the water was about 10′ above normal flood levels!

We got these very fetching blankets to cover our legs (three people per blanket!).

We got these very fetching blankets to cover our legs (three people per blanket!).

The water was moving quickly and was turbid. Any picture with a big expanse of water like this was taken on the Pearl River.

The water was moving quickly and was turbid. Any picture with a big expanse of water like this was taken on the Pearl River.

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Most of these trees are cypress, which is water resistant.

Most of these trees are cypress, which is water resistant.

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The trees were all covered in Spanish moss.

The trees were all covered in Spanish moss.

A bayou is a slow moving current. A swamp is a flooded forest.

A bayou is a slow moving current. A swamp is a flooded forest.

The swamp is verdant in summer, but very drab in winter. These patches of aquatic grass were a welcome sight.

The swamp is verdant in summer, but very drab in winter. These patches of aquatic grass were a welcome sight.

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We saw quite a few of these big male herons.

We saw quite a few of these big male herons.

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Shacks like these are fishing camps, not stereotypical residences!

Shacks like these are fishing camps, not stereotypical residences!

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This is a typical residence bordering a swamp.

This is a typical residence bordering a swamp.

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These red buds belong to maple. The guide made a point to say, "Canadians, we have maples down here, too!"

These red buds belong to maple. The guide made a point to say, “Canadians, we have maples down here, too!”

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See that rope?

See that rope?

And that ladder? People swim in the river all the time! Alligators are apparently quite docile and will live you alone if you leave them alone.

And that ladder? People swim in the river all the time! Alligators are apparently quite docile and will live you alone if you leave them alone.

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This shack was ravaged by a hurricane, probably Isaac. Katrina actually had very little impact here.

This shack was ravaged by a hurricane, probably Isaac. Katrina actually had very little impact here.

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I believe that's a hawk sitting on that branch. We saw lots and lots of birds, but they were tricky to photograph!

I believe that’s a hawk sitting on that branch. We saw lots and lots of birds, but they were tricky to photograph!

An Apparent Hidden Legacy of Katrina

Since been in the New Orleans area, something has really stuck out at me. Except for burger chains like McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy’s, which are abundant, big name chain restaurants are rare in the area.

There are only two Applebee’s, and they are in NOLA, with none on the West Bank where you would expect them. Cracker Barrel and Ruby Tuesday are an hour away. Panera Bread has only just started to come into NOLA with one in Metairie, same deal for Outback Steakhouse.

I understand that there are much better places to eat in the area, but this lack of presence by big name chain eateries tells me that trust in the area is slow to rebuild.

I’ve also noticed that a lot of the gas stations are independently owned. There are a lot of Shells (which used to be headquartered here but has since moved to Houston), but not other nationally-recognized brands. Gas prices vary enormously, with one station boasting $3.05 and the one a block down announcing $3.25!

Enjoying My Stay At Bayou Segnette State Park

Bayou Segnette State Park really is a jewel of a place to park your RV in the greater New Orleans area. I mean, you get to stay out in the boondocks for $18 a night (off season) and are just 10 minutes from all the services and 40 minutes (including a ferry ride) to touristy New Orleans! And if you don’t have a washing machine, the FREE laundry facilities really offset the cost of the nightly stay!

The state park entrance is located off of a busy express way. You then have a couple of miles to go to get to the RV park area. The area is swampy, so I imagine it gets quite buggy in the summertime!

There isn’t much to the RV park itself, a couple of loops to walk around, plus bathrooms, FREE laundry facilities, and a dump station. All sites are back in and have 20A/30A/50A connections and water. Some sites are ‘doubles’ whereby two rigs have to share a slightly wider pad.

The park is verdant and lovely.

There's a boardwalk leading from the bathrooms/laundry through the swamp to the other side of the loop.

There’s a boardwalk leading from the bathrooms/laundry through the swamp to the other side of the loop.

It was a humid and pleasant stroll!

It was a humid and pleasant stroll!

There is lots and lots and lots of stagnant water in the park.

There is lots and lots and lots of stagnant water in the park.

The boardwalk ends on the other side of the loop.

The boardwalk ends on the other side of the loop.

Coming back, Neelix was watching for me in the rear window.

Coming back, Neelix was watching for me in the rear window.

I am parked in a double. If my site is reserved for one rig, I can't figure out why the other folks can't park beside me.

I am parked in a double. If my site is reserved for one rig, I can’t figure out why the other folks can’t park beside me.

The park is very lush and verdant.

The park is very lush and verdant.

I would not walk off the roads and boardwalk here!

I would not walk off the roads and boardwalk here!

Two things have marred my stay. My first two mornings here, I was awoken before 8AM by lawn care services. Staff was utterly unapologetic, saying that lawn care has to be done and since it might have rained later in the day, it had to be done early. I really don’t see what makes leaf blowing so urgent that you need to wake your guests at oh-dark-thirty.

The second is that when I came in, I asked for five nights with the possibility to renew for more nights. I was told the park was full and that I would have to take a double site with no neighbour at the time. But the site was only renewable for one more night beyond the five and they could not promise there would be space for me for a sixth night.

Well, the park has been mostly empty. I checked online and there is tons of availability in the next few weeks. In fact, I don’t see any reason that I couldn’t have been given a site with open ended availability.

This is a good example of why people who don’t RV shouldn’t manage RV parks and set policies. The girl at the counter can’t understand why I am put upon to move a few sites down on Thursday. Packing and moving an RV represents a couple of hours of work! If I had other options in the area, I would move elsewhere. But since I don’t, I will move should my package not be here on Thursday and I need to stay on.

Another Down Day

Today is going to be another down day, what with having to run around to return the rental car and pick up the truck at some point, plus the weather is still crappy. Tomorrow isn’t looking much better, but there’s less of a chance of rain.

One thing I have done this morning that will be of particular interest to some readers is that I booked a swamp tour for tomorrow!

Swamp tours are a very popular NOLA-area attraction. I did my research about them to make sure I was getting the best bang for my buck. Instead of selecting the tour a mere 10 minutes or so from the State Park, I chose the one an hour away. I will talk more about the selection process tomorrow, when I report in.

New Orleans continues to be surprisingly affordable. If you drive yourself to the swamp tour headquarters, the tour is just $23, and the tour + hotel pickup is $45. I doubt it will cost me $22 in fuel and tolls to get to the location, plus I’d have to pay for parking wherever I drop the truck, so it made more sense to drive myself. It’ll also give me a chance to take the truck out and make sure everything is good with it.